One fine day, in the middle of the night.
2 dead boy’s got up to fight.
Back to back,they faced each other.
Drew their swords, and shot each other.
One was blind the other couldn’t see.
So they chose a donkey for a referee.
A blind man went to see fair play.
A dumb man went to shout hooray.
A paralyzed donkey passing by.
Kicked the blind man in the eye.
Knocked him through a 9 inch wall.
Into a dry ditch and drowned them all.